Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Alright table 10!
Monday, December 18, 2006
One: Cut a Hole in a Box
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
How To: Make A Smoothie
Thank you, ben and ryan, for this demonstration.
And if you're at work, make sure to have your speakers turned all the way up before you hit play.
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Not to be forgotten...
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Shamed...pure and simple.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
How fitting...
To top it all, K-State comes to town after eking out a win over UT, then we travel to Columbia the following week? This could be quite a shitty couple of weeks.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your Kansas Jayhawks. The Cubbies of college athletics.
There Goes the Season
I'm expecting Julian to lose both legs in a tragic accident involving a pack of Chiuauas and a Bandolier sometime before Thanksgiving.
UPDATE: I hate it when I'm right. The Hawks are finishing a classic SI cover jinks choke-job against Oral Roberts. Though I'd rather lose one of these in November than in March. Fucking chiuauas.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Click Here
While its unlikely you will find videos of news footage containing gigantic dildos, her writing is still pretty entertaining. So help a girl out and click on her blog. But for more gigantic dildo video, keep it tuned right here to the Franks.
-Nick
Friday, November 03, 2006
Wowoweewa
You've got to go to the NBC site to see the interview from Conan, but I guarantee its worth it.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
But these go to 11
Just go to the Union Station Halloween party in KC. The Grey Goose was flowin' and so were the good times and I'll be back to do it all again next year. I went as Nigel Tufnel from Spinal Tap and rocked out hard. There were some great costumes there, including a giant Teen Wolf, a bunch of Ron Burgundys and a lot, and I mean a lot of sluts dressed up in slut costumes.
Monday, October 23, 2006
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Pimpin aint easy
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Awesome!?!?
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Thank you Dennis Green
Bonus: Listen after Green stops talking at the end, theres the uneasy silence, and then you can hear someone say "thanks coach" right before he storms off. Thanks coach indeed!
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Friday, October 06, 2006
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
all I hear is blah-blah-blah...
Friday, September 15, 2006
Friday Fun Post
Geosense
Friday, September 01, 2006
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Saturday, August 19, 2006
SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!
Update: It blows your mind and then skull-fucks the hole. Yeah, that good.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Uhhhhh
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
DAMN
Jenna Fischer
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Sunday, July 30, 2006
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Josh, your wait is finally over...
Apparently the pressure of trying to play it straight while in a boy band was too much for Lance Bass, because he finally came out of the closet today. This comes as quite a surprise to everyone I'm sure, what with his genious choice of cover for his lifestyle. I mean, who woulda thought that a member of a boy band would be gay. So Josh, maybe your schoolgirl crush on Lance Bass isn't so strange after all.
Josh, your wait is finally over...
Apparently the pressure of trying to play it straight while in a boy band was too much for Lance Bass, because he finally came out of the closet today. This comes as quite a surprise to everyone I'm sure, what with his genious choice of cover for his lifestyle. I mean, who woulda thought that a member of a boy band would be gay. So Josh, maybe your schoolgirl crush on Lance Bass isn't so strange after all.
Monday, July 24, 2006
Beerfest
Beerfest
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Pendulum Jump
I know this goes without saying, but it's very important to square up the package. Otherwise the harness will chafe.
Friday, July 14, 2006
It's Not a Big Truck
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Gentlemen Behold II
http://www.addictinggames.com/zidaneheadbuttgame.html
Seriously, this happened like three days ago, how do people come up with this shit so fast.
Sunday, July 09, 2006
GENTLEMEN BEHOLD
and this because I just found it and its worth watching again and again, too bad he's retired (again).
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Boys of Summer
LSWBL
Saturday, July 01, 2006
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Hop Schweiiz!
More pictures of me and the crazy Swiss can be found at nickgoesswiss.dell.shutterfly.com
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Friday, June 16, 2006
Taking things out of context is funny
". . . anything you do that allows balls to get driven in your box . . ." -some guy calling the match on espn
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Sunday, June 04, 2006
SOS please someone help me
Ight peace out from the DC
Scottro
Friday, June 02, 2006
Royals make the Onion
Dayton Moore + Tom Emanski = World Series Ring
If it were only that easy.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49108
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
On the topic of Sporks
Look at the fork; it is undeniably useful in its main function of stabbing food to carry it safely and neatly to ones mouth. As well, it has a secondary function as a handy slicing too when turned on edge and used as a knife. Wow, what a brilliant little device. Truly ground-breaking if you ask me.
And the spoon... while the concept of the spoon is only a glorified version of ones own cupped hand, it serves well to keep us clean and full. A remarkable example of refinement through ingenuity.
Now the fucking spork. Compared to a fork, the only genetic similarity are the three small tines protruding from the end, which have mutated from four full sized tines. These tines are useless for anything but the most basic of food delivery and impractical in times of hurried consumption. Although lacking the proper nomenclature of foon, the spork derives most of it characteristics from the common spoon. However, liquid transportability has been compromised due to the slots developed in hybridization, thus making the spork much less useful than the spoon. As far a cutting abilities, the spork is much less useful than a fork, and arguably worse than a spoon due to the weakened leading edge.
In conclusion, I find that the spork is dead to me as a favorite utensil. To all those that claim it as your #1, may I suggest that you look yourself in the eyes, and ask "Do I really love the spork?". Don't be surprised to find yourself weeping upon the realization that you have, once again, joined the band-wagon.
Fuck the Foon.
Benjamin J. Gray
Monday, May 15, 2006
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Alternate Endings for the DVD
POSSIBLE "SURPRISE"ENDINGS TO THE NEW SAMUEL L. JACKSON FILM SNAKES ON A PLANE.
Scenario Three
While on the bus ride home from the airport, Jackson notices the bus driver seems nervous. The driver informs him that if the bus goes slower than 55 mph, snakes will drop from the ceiling. Samuel looks directly at the camera and says, "Here we go again!"
Friday, April 21, 2006
Friday, April 14, 2006
If you can see a Ninja, he's not a Ninja
Monday, April 10, 2006
Haven't posted in awhile so, picture fun!!!
Apparently Ozzie Guillen is going to have to choke a Eric Wedge.
Looks like Farva lost some weight, but good god who gave him a taser???
And last but not least how about a caption contest. The winner will have no less than three schooners bought in their name and they will be consumed by me until I am drunk enough to honor your victorious caption.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Snakes on a mutherfuckin'...
Scotty brought this little nugget of goodness into my life earlier this week, but now that my bosses are gone for the day, I thought I would share it with all of you. This summer, everyone's favorite Bad Mutherfucker Samuel L. Jackson is starring in an action/horror/thriller about a bunch of deadly snakes that get loose on a plane. The name of this blockbuster you ask? Thats right... Snakes on a Plane. You have to check out the trailer here. At first I dismissed this as another piece of hollywood drivel that Sam Jackson made just to have a little extra cash on hand to wager against Michael Jordan on the golf course (see Sam Jackson gets eaten by intelligent shark in Deep Blue). But since I have SOOOO much to do at work, I have discovered that Snakes on a Plane already has a huge underground cult following on the internet. Known as SoaP to its fans, the movie has spawned many a fan site and blog, with www.snakesonablog.com being one of the first and best. It is full of brilliant, fan-created fair including entertaining pictures movies and songs. I am now certain that SoaP will become one of the ultimate cult classics like our beloved Army of Darkness. The movie allegedly features Jackson declaring, "i'm tired of these mutherfuckin snakes on this mutherfuckin plane." You can't write dialogue like that. Ok, so you can, but that's beside the point. If you have a few minutes (hours) to waste online, I highly recommend the joy that is Snake on a Plane.
Friday, March 24, 2006
The Franks Justify the Beans
http://crycrycry.ytmnd.com/
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Waaaaa Waaaaa!
That's it, cry for me JJ, cry for me. The Jayhawks may be out, but I can still take solace in the tearful defeat of others.
In other news, we have a new favorite coach to hate. Bob Huggins (formerly of Cincinnatti) just accepted the coaching job at KSU. I think he has had problems in the past with things like DUIs...he'll fit right in here in the Big 12.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Monday, March 13, 2006
Thursday, March 09, 2006
With our powers combined . . .
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp
New Age musician Yanni has been charged with domestic battery for allegedly slapping around his live-in girlfriend at his Florida beach home. The 51-year-old keyboardist spent a night in jail, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported. His lawyer denied the claim: "He's the most gentle man around," said Orlando Gonzalez . "His hands are his instruments."
Yeah, instruments of "caught the bitch listening to John Tesh again... she had it coming."
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Monday, February 27, 2006
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Mardi Gras 2006
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh???
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=260522305
Friday, February 17, 2006
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!
Yankee Irish Drinking Music
For those going to Mardi Gras next week, here's your homework: listen to the song as many times as you can so you can sing along while drunk. I'll teach you the hand motions.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Fran Fraschilla
Monday, February 13, 2006
Saturday, February 11, 2006
Redick Shocks The Dean Dome
I was watching the Duke vs UNC game the other night and I swore I saw JJ Redick run down the court given the ole shocker. So today I decided to Google it. And apparently I wasn't the only one that saw that. I just wonder if this is the first time Ole Roy Boy has been the recipient of the SHOCKER. This pic doesn't represent how it looked during the game, but we all know what he meant.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
New Years Pics
By popular request, here are the New Year picutres are posted at the link to the right. Also, I'm working on a Misc. Picture link, but knowing me, it'll be another year or so...
If you're having problems viewing the pictures, or would like me to do something else with this site, email me - joshg@sunflower.com.
jg
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Thursday, January 26, 2006
New Year, New Post . . . Same Pee Pee Poopy Jokes
2006 technology of the year!!
I'm getting two!
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Washington's Taint
SHADEGG: Neither of my opponents have returned all of that money. And indeed, you know, I believe my record in terms of the level of taint that's there is dramatically different from either of them.
WALLACE: You say the level of taint. Do you feel that they're tainted?
SHADEGG: Well, I think that if you look at some of the things you've
already raised in this show, the long practices that go on in the House that they've had a chance particularly to clean up and haven't cleaned up.
Hearing a Member of Congress discuss his "level of taint" was amusing enough, but what ensued was a hilarious, albeit not unpredictable, exchange between Jon and Daily Show Senior Political Correspondent Ed Helms. The discussion began with where the taint in Washington lies (not in the House, not in the Senate, but somewhere in between), reached a climax at a map of DC (picture Washington monument with Capitol Dome and Jefferson Memorial on one side, the Pentagon on the other, the taint is in the middle), and concluded with Helms displaying "the Shocker" as an instrument that could be used to cleanse DC's taint.
As of this morning the video has not been posted at TDS, but should be soon. If you happened to miss this insightful, double-entendre laced examination of DC's taint, I strongly recommend you catch the replay tonight.
DOUBLE FUCK!
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
FUCK
I figured it out; when I use the trackpad, I touch it too much, which the computer registers as "enter" and tells this thing to publish before I'm ready. I always did poke things with my finger too much.
Apparently...
And no, her tits did not feel like sandbags. But she was smugglin raisins, if you know what I mean. Must've been cold.
Yeah, the Rusky hat is awesome. Too bad it wasn't mine. Damn Kyrghi guard wouldn't trade...
BenJ, I love your BOX! Pandora's is awesome. I haven't addeda widget to my new ibook, but plan to! Speaking of new posts, this is it's first post! I'm so proud. Next thing I know it'll be looking at my porn and playing peewee football. They grow up so fast...
WTF over?
And yes, in honor of the "flying jayhawk," here's a pic of the lil guy in Kyrghistan with a sweet honey I met. I tried to woo her, but seeing as how I'm able to find an ice princess in hell, she turned a cold shoulder to my flirtations.
Last time I hit on an ice princess, it took two Kentucky Gentleman/Natty Light boilermakers drunk in rapid succession to give me the courage!
Obtw, I get back from the desert and get on a commercial flight in Newark, nonstop to Dublin with my K-state flying compadre, who I've spent the last two weeks with in tent...the other pilots/loadmasters on the trip started calling us the Brokeback Lts, which I don't appreciate in the slightest. MY liver is going to die.
Monday, January 16, 2006
Monday, January 09, 2006
Check out my hairy Box!
I'm always wanting to check out new music and find the coolest bands but I can't seem to find the time to look them up on the internet or get my lazy ass to a show. And commercial radio is a let down to say the least. What I need is something to TELL me what I like... well, nicely suggest rather. Turns out there is just such a thing and it is totally free. It's called Pandora, and based on bands you like it will suggest more bands.
But it's not just a music suggester, it's a full fleged personalized internet radio station. Give it a band name you like and it will start playing a song from that band. After the song is over it will play a different band that is similar to the one you entered. You have the choice to say "likey" or "no likey" and based on these ratings it determines what you like. The more you listen and rate, the better the music gets. It will even tell you why it's playing what it is. You can even create different stations, maybe one is rock, one is acoustic and another goth (my fav!).
It seems to have a nearly infinite music database; I had no problem finding TGUK, Reggie and UFB. And for those genius mac users out there, they have a nice widget for you to put on your dashboard. So seriously, this is the coolest F'ing thing I've seen in a long time... do it.
Link to make Scott's life even lazier:
Pandora.com
Oh yeah... Happy Birthday Scotty!