

Scenario Three
While on the bus ride home from the airport, Jackson notices the bus driver seems nervous. The driver informs him that if the bus goes slower than 55 mph, snakes will drop from the ceiling. Samuel looks directly at the camera and says, "Here we go again!"
That's it, cry for me JJ, cry for me. The Jayhawks may be out, but I can still take solace in the tearful defeat of others.
In other news, we have a new favorite coach to hate. Bob Huggins (formerly of Cincinnatti) just accepted the coaching job at KSU. I think he has had problems in the past with things like DUIs...he'll fit right in here in the Big 12.
New Age musician Yanni has been charged with domestic battery for allegedly slapping around his live-in girlfriend at his Florida beach home. The 51-year-old keyboardist spent a night in jail, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported. His lawyer denied the claim: "He's the most gentle man around," said Orlando Gonzalez . "His hands are his instruments."
Yeah, instruments of "caught the bitch listening to John Tesh again... she had it coming."
SHADEGG: Neither of my opponents have returned all of that money. And indeed, you know, I believe my record in terms of the level of taint that's there is dramatically different from either of them.
WALLACE: You say the level of taint. Do you feel that they're tainted?
SHADEGG: Well, I think that if you look at some of the things you've
already raised in this show, the long practices that go on in the House that they've had a chance particularly to clean up and haven't cleaned up.
Hearing a Member of Congress discuss his "level of taint" was amusing enough, but what ensued was a hilarious, albeit not unpredictable, exchange between Jon and Daily Show Senior Political Correspondent Ed Helms. The discussion began with where the taint in Washington lies (not in the House, not in the Senate, but somewhere in between), reached a climax at a map of DC (picture Washington monument with Capitol Dome and Jefferson Memorial on one side, the Pentagon on the other, the taint is in the middle), and concluded with Helms displaying "the Shocker" as an instrument that could be used to cleanse DC's taint.
As of this morning the video has not been posted at TDS, but should be soon. If you happened to miss this insightful, double-entendre laced examination of DC's taint, I strongly recommend you catch the replay tonight.