Fran Fraschilla

Alright, I hate Fran Fraschilla. I also hate mizzou, you put them together and I can hate something real. Fran Fraschilla + mizzou = my awesome hatred. They're a perfect fit. Please Mike Alden hire Fran for your mens basketball head coach, because then I could totally hate you even more. You've already made so many bad decisions that people are comparing you to the Royals (who are clearly more badass than your school). Please hire Fran Fraschilla for your basketball head coach, if only to get him out of covering KU games (you rat fucking bastard).