It's Not a Big Truck

...It's a series of tubes! In case anyone missed Senator Ted Stevens' (R-AK) floor speech explaining how the internet works (I don't know, it's possible you were watching C-SPAN), here it is. Remixed. Techno. The point is that Senator Steven's tubes are all backed up with crap. And he can't get his internets. I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.