Wednesday, March 08, 2006

It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp

From today's Washington Post:

New Age musician Yanni has been charged with domestic battery for allegedly slapping around his live-in girlfriend at his Florida beach home. The 51-year-old keyboardist spent a night in jail, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported. His lawyer denied the claim: "He's the most gentle man around," said Orlando Gonzalez . "His hands are his instruments."

Yeah, instruments of "caught the bitch listening to John Tesh again... she had it coming."

1 comment:

BenJ said...

Is Wayne Brady gonna hav'ta choke a bitch?