Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Alright table 10!

Well, table 10 lived up to the hype and kept the party rockin for Mr. and Mrs. Clinton. Lindsay I have to admit I was a little intimidated by the pressure you placed on us to be the "fun table." Luckily we rose to the occasion, maybe because we stretched beforehand. I had a great time at the wedding and was so glad to see everybody together celebrating your marriage! I've posted my pics on Snapfish so be sure to check them out and raise your glass to Mr. and Mrs. Kuz!

Monday, December 18, 2006

One: Cut a Hole in a Box

Simple steps to making all her dreams come true this Christmas. Quick, before they take it down.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

How To: Make A Smoothie



Thank you, ben and ryan, for this demonstration.

And if you're at work, make sure to have your speakers turned all the way up before you hit play.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Not to be forgotten...

I don't update this much anymore, but I thought I would put some pictures up here worthy of sharing...

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Christina is going to kill me, but it's worth it...

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There's more, but I'll update later...

Love,

jg

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Shamed...pure and simple.



Well it's cold, drab and most noticeably icy outside today in Kansas City. Last night I worked late and had to skate home in my Z. This morning I planned ahead and woke up early got my truck warmed up and set the Ol' Blue into 4x4 with the hubs. For those that don't know I own a beater of a truck. For an even grand I purchased a 1976 F-250 high boy. If that wasn't big enough, the dude that had it before me put 35's on it and a 4" lift that he welded to the suspension. It appears to be one bad mamma jamma. Its a work truck with rust everywhere and mismatched paint but it does the trick... usually. I started going between my house and my neighbors and my truck decides to go sideways at 1 mph and nails the corner of my house. Minor damage done really just a little paint is all I need to fix it. I then get on to my street just hoping to get to a more traveled road and I couldn't even do that. Ol' Blue decides to go sideways on me again so I crank the wheel and luckily slide over to the curb without destroying anything. So my truck, that has tires as big as some cars and a clearance that a miata could go under, is stranded. I can't help but look down the block and bow my head in shame.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

How fitting...

SI, I hope you die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. How fitting of a name, Oral Roberts, since we spent the entire game on our knees...

To top it all, K-State comes to town after eking out a win over UT, then we travel to Columbia the following week? This could be quite a shitty couple of weeks.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Kansas Jayhawks. The Cubbies of college athletics.

There Goes the Season

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I'm expecting Julian to lose both legs in a tragic accident involving a pack of Chiuauas and a Bandolier sometime before Thanksgiving.


UPDATE: I hate it when I'm right. The Hawks are finishing a classic SI cover jinks choke-job against Oral Roberts. Though I'd rather lose one of these in November than in March. Fucking chiuauas.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Click Here

If for no other reason, there's a link to a fun Jackson Pollock painting game. Personally, I'm too lazy to regularly post chewy morsels about my daily life for your consumption. But if anyone is interested in peering into the apartment window that I'm crashing in, check out Sara's blog: "200 Pairs of Shoes and 500 Square Feet".

While its unlikely you will find videos of news footage containing gigantic dildos, her writing is still pretty entertaining. So help a girl out and click on her blog. But for more gigantic dildo video, keep it tuned right here to the Franks.

-Nick

Friday, November 03, 2006

Wowoweewa

Here's the clip from Letterman, its nice!!!



You've got to go to the NBC site to see the interview from Conan, but I guarantee its worth it.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Monday, October 30, 2006

But these go to 11



Just go to the Union Station Halloween party in KC. The Grey Goose was flowin' and so were the good times and I'll be back to do it all again next year. I went as Nigel Tufnel from Spinal Tap and rocked out hard. There were some great costumes there, including a giant Teen Wolf, a bunch of Ron Burgundys and a lot, and I mean a lot of sluts dressed up in slut costumes.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Pimpin aint easy


We all know weddings are a great place to meet women. But you can only handle just so many. Josh keeps it real.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Awesome!?!?





Yes, that is a baby, in West, with a schooner, during the Homecoming game. I didn't know whether that was awesome or disturbing, but I did know I needed a picture of it.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Thank you Dennis Green

I've watched/heard this about 25 times and its still entertaining



Bonus: Listen after Green stops talking at the end, theres the uneasy silence, and then you can hear someone say "thanks coach" right before he storms off. Thanks coach indeed!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

White and nerdy...

Yeah, that's about right...


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Friday, October 06, 2006

We Built This City

On Scotty and Kooz's rock and roll...

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

all I hear is blah-blah-blah...


I know this might not affect you guys like it does me, but this picture just makes me laugh every time I see it... She is one of the pups born here at SeaWorld this summer. So friggin' cute!

Friday, September 15, 2006

Friday Fun Post

Here's a game that I found a few years ago. Its one of those that I'll remember every 4 months or so, and then for the next week it sucks a few hours out of my life every day. Simple game where you're shown a map of the world, then you're given a city and country and you have to click on the map where you think the city is located. Oh yeah did I mention there's a timer. It's a nice time waster.

Geosense

Friday, September 01, 2006

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Saturday, August 19, 2006

SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!

I'm not even sure what to write right now, but I do know that I just saw one of the greatest movies ever made, in the history of mankind. All I can tell you is that you need to watch it, and if you don't Sam Jackson will bust a hole in your punk ass, biatch.

Update: It blows your mind and then skull-fucks the hole. Yeah, that good.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Uhhhhh

I'm not really sure what transpired tonite/today. We watched two episodes of Get the Picture which should've taken an hour. I think it took us around an hour and 45 minutes to watch them because we kept pausing the show to observe the audience in their sweet early 90's gear and point out the seemingly 19 year old girl in the audience shaking her arms wildly which in turn made her . . . stuff shake. After an episode of Nick Arcade that took only 45 minutes we convened to the garage to play some drinking games. All I can say from that is this quote "Yellow light, sugar meat, chicken treat, GO!" Right now I hear "Sweet Emotion" playing quite loudly from somewhere upstairs and Sparky has been passed out for 3 hours. I have no idea what happened tonite.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

DAMN

I've been feeling a little down lately because Nick has all these badass posts about shit that he's been doing, and that one of them shows his junk all nicely squared up. After seeing this I feel confident that my post will live up to his squared up junk. Hopefully yous peoples watch The Office because its pretty funny, and if not here's a pretty fucking good reason to start watching.

Jenna Fischer

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Mortal Peep Fight

A new spin on the Peeps Challenge.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Josh, your wait is finally over...


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Apparently the pressure of trying to play it straight while in a boy band was too much for Lance Bass, because he finally came out of the closet today. This comes as quite a surprise to everyone I'm sure, what with his genious choice of cover for his lifestyle. I mean, who woulda thought that a member of a boy band would be gay. So Josh, maybe your schoolgirl crush on Lance Bass isn't so strange after all.

Josh, your wait is finally over...

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Apparently the pressure of trying to play it straight while in a boy band was too much for Lance Bass, because he finally came out of the closet today. This comes as quite a surprise to everyone I'm sure, what with his genious choice of cover for his lifestyle. I mean, who woulda thought that a member of a boy band would be gay. So Josh, maybe your schoolgirl crush on Lance Bass isn't so strange after all.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Beerfest

I just stumbled upon a new movie by the Broken Lizard crew of Super Troopers and Club Dread fame. Its named Beerfest and is about two brothers going to Germany for Oktoberfest. While there they find a secret centuries old competition described as "Fight Club" of beer games. I'm not sure how I haven't heard of this movie until today with the amount of time I waste on the internet, but hopefully this is the movie I expected to come out after Super Troopers when I was a little let down by Club Dread. A comedy movie by broken lizard about drinking, it HAS to be good. Its supposed to be released August 25

Beerfest

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Pendulum Jump

Up in the Swiss Alps there are places you can do some crazy shit. Like, for example, pendulum jumping. Basically there's a bridge about 100m up over a river, across the mountain gorge. Dangling from the from the bridge is a cable you strap into with a climbing harness and then, well, jump. It's an effin blast.



I know this goes without saying, but it's very important to square up the package. Otherwise the harness will chafe.

Friday, July 14, 2006

It's Not a Big Truck

...It's a series of tubes! In case anyone missed Senator Ted Stevens' (R-AK) floor speech explaining how the internet works (I don't know, it's possible you were watching C-SPAN), here it is. Remixed. Techno. The point is that Senator Steven's tubes are all backed up with crap. And he can't get his internets. I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Gentlemen Behold II

I thought I would help scotty out and simplify his previous post by combining the two portions of it into one. Behold...the Zedan Headbutt Game.

http://www.addictinggames.com/zidaneheadbuttgame.html

Seriously, this happened like three days ago, how do people come up with this shit so fast.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

GENTLEMEN BEHOLD

Kitten Cannon

and this because I just found it and its worth watching again and again, too bad he's retired (again).

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Boys of Summer

No, Josh not what you're thinking so put your hands back on the keyboard. I found this link and thought that it should be shared with the world. Takes me back to the summer days in the back of Brady's yard, and Ben throwing a wicked knuckleball.

LSWBL

Saturday, July 01, 2006

damn

You know the Cardinals are in a slump when they're losing to the Royals!!!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Hop Schweiiz!

I'm am told that Geneva is a subdued, even boring town located at the foot of a mountain range next to a pristine lake in central Europe. I've been here for a week and I do not know the Geneva these people describe. This place is crazy. It may have something to do with Switzerland advancing to the second round of the World Cup for the first time in forever. Last night I watched the game against S. Korea in a city square on a big screen with thousands of my new, cow bell-ringing, Swiss (or Suisse or Schweiiz depending on which language you are speaking) friends. Yes, these people will never need more cow bell. As evidence, I shot video of the aftermath just off the square. Needless to say, it quickly became a sillyass Swiss dance party... (sound fun, huh)



More pictures of me and the crazy Swiss can be found at nickgoesswiss.dell.shutterfly.com

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

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Dear Josh,
Since I didn't get a sufficient Carlton from you, I had to get it from another source... you make me sad.

ps- where's my damn pictures????
Love you!!!
-e

Friday, June 16, 2006

Taking things out of context is funny

While watching the Angola vs. Mexico game I heard this sweet soundbite.

". . . anything you do that allows balls to get driven in your box . . ." -some guy calling the match on espn

Sunday, June 11, 2006

The Home Stretch

Ask and Ye shall receive!

... and God said, "Let there be stretch!"

Enjoy.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

SOS please someone help me

Okay so um, I am going to need all of the pictures of us stretching. Most of you know what i mean. I'd like to compile as many stretching pics as I can, cuz its funny yo.
Ight peace out from the DC

Scottro

Friday, June 02, 2006

Royals make the Onion

Seems Mr. Glass has made more changes with the organization.

Dayton Moore + Tom Emanski = World Series Ring

If it were only that easy.



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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

On the topic of Sporks

I have been thinking a lot lately about the spork. Yes, that crazy inbred contraption made famous by Taco Bell that claims to be both fork and spoon. It is true, I used to be pro-spork, but you know what... nay I say... down with the spork! It is a bastardly utensil lacking in both form and function.

Look at the fork; it is undeniably useful in its main function of stabbing food to carry it safely and neatly to ones mouth. As well, it has a secondary function as a handy slicing too when turned on edge and used as a knife. Wow, what a brilliant little device. Truly ground-breaking if you ask me.

And the spoon... while the concept of the spoon is only a glorified version of ones own cupped hand, it serves well to keep us clean and full. A remarkable example of refinement through ingenuity.

Now the fucking spork. Compared to a fork, the only genetic similarity are the three small tines protruding from the end, which have mutated from four full sized tines. These tines are useless for anything but the most basic of food delivery and impractical in times of hurried consumption. Although lacking the proper nomenclature of foon, the spork derives most of it characteristics from the common spoon. However, liquid transportability has been compromised due to the slots developed in hybridization, thus making the spork much less useful than the spoon. As far a cutting abilities, the spork is much less useful than a fork, and arguably worse than a spoon due to the weakened leading edge.

In conclusion, I find that the spork is dead to me as a favorite utensil. To all those that claim it as your #1, may I suggest that you look yourself in the eyes, and ask "Do I really love the spork?". Don't be surprised to find yourself weeping upon the realization that you have, once again, joined the band-wagon.

Fuck the Foon.

Benjamin J. Gray

Monday, May 15, 2006

Barats & Bereta

Check out these videos and such by a couple guys at Gonzaga.

http://barney.gonzaga.edu/~lbarats/

Thursday, May 04, 2006

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Just watch the whole thing

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Gnarls Barkley



Check out Gnarls Barkly. That shit is crazy.

Alternate Endings for the DVD

From our friends over at McSweeney's,

POSSIBLE "SURPRISE"ENDINGS TO THE NEW SAMUEL L. JACKSON FILM SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Scenario Three
While on the bus ride home from the airport, Jackson notices the bus driver seems nervous. The driver informs him that if the bus goes slower than 55 mph, snakes will drop from the ceiling. Samuel looks directly at the camera and says, "Here we go again!"

Friday, April 21, 2006

WHAT? YEEEEEAH!!!!

Greatest pimp cup ever!!

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Friday, April 14, 2006

If you can see a Ninja, he's not a Ninja

Check out this story about a kid who was arrested by ATF agents on the UGA campus for being dressed as a ninja. apparently he was coming from a recent pirates vs. ninja meeting and "raised suspicion". A pirate would have drawn his sword from its scabbard and sliced those yellow-bellied scallywags to ribbons.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Haven't posted in awhile so, picture fun!!!

Here's a couple of gems I came across (ewww, not like that) this weekend.

Apparently Ozzie Guillen is going to have to choke a Eric Wedge.

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Looks like Farva lost some weight, but good god who gave him a taser???

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And last but not least how about a caption contest. The winner will have no less than three schooners bought in their name and they will be consumed by me until I am drunk enough to honor your victorious caption.

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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Snakes on a mutherfuckin'...


Scotty brought this little nugget of goodness into my life earlier this week, but now that my bosses are gone for the day, I thought I would share it with all of you. This summer, everyone's favorite Bad Mutherfucker Samuel L. Jackson is starring in an action/horror/thriller about a bunch of deadly snakes that get loose on a plane. The name of this blockbuster you ask? Thats right... Snakes on a Plane. You have to check out the trailer here. At first I dismissed this as another piece of hollywood drivel that Sam Jackson made just to have a little extra cash on hand to wager against Michael Jordan on the golf course (see Sam Jackson gets eaten by intelligent shark in Deep Blue). But since I have SOOOO much to do at work, I have discovered that Snakes on a Plane already has a huge underground cult following on the internet. Known as SoaP to its fans, the movie has spawned many a fan site and blog, with www.snakesonablog.com being one of the first and best. It is full of brilliant, fan-created fair including entertaining pictures movies and songs. I am now certain that SoaP will become one of the ultimate cult classics like our beloved Army of Darkness. The movie allegedly features Jackson declaring, "i'm tired of these mutherfuckin snakes on this mutherfuckin plane." You can't write dialogue like that. Ok, so you can, but that's beside the point. If you have a few minutes (hours) to waste online, I highly recommend the joy that is Snake on a Plane.

Friday, March 24, 2006

The Franks Justify the Beans

If the Kooz's post wasn't enough for your ADD needs, this one has sound!

http://crycrycry.ytmnd.com/

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Waaaaa Waaaaa!



That's it, cry for me JJ, cry for me. The Jayhawks may be out, but I can still take solace in the tearful defeat of others.

In other news, we have a new favorite coach to hate. Bob Huggins (formerly of Cincinnatti) just accepted the coaching job at KSU. I think he has had problems in the past with things like DUIs...he'll fit right in here in the Big 12.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Booooo!!

So...
What happened guys?? Who wasn't rooting hard enough???

Monday, March 13, 2006

Champions . . . bitch!!!

Suck it horns!!!

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Julian Wright . . . oooooooh he so nasty!!!!

R.I.P. Puck

Thursday, March 09, 2006

With our powers combined . . .

I just read that Kenny Rogers will be pitching for Detroit against the Royals on opening day, which a few of us will be attending. I am asking for help thinking of a good cheer to start. For those of you that don't follow baseball too closely (how are the marlins doing?), Rogers is the pitcher that last year got angry at a couple of cameramen and attacked them throwing their cameras to the ground. I know there's something good out there but I'm coming up blank at the moment. Any ideas are definately appreciated. Help me look like a jackass on opening day!

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp

From today's Washington Post:

New Age musician Yanni has been charged with domestic battery for allegedly slapping around his live-in girlfriend at his Florida beach home. The 51-year-old keyboardist spent a night in jail, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported. His lawyer denied the claim: "He's the most gentle man around," said Orlando Gonzalez . "His hands are his instruments."

Yeah, instruments of "caught the bitch listening to John Tesh again... she had it coming."

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Mardi Gras 2006

Mardi Gras 2006 in the Lou has, so far, been a rediculos drunk fest. Which is to be expected. We're preparing to head out for the KU game vs. UT. This should be a hell of a ballgame. More picures and stories to come soon. (Maybe even some boobies, if your good.)

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh???

I didn't catch this watching the highlights of last nights game on gamenight. At the end of the highlight Scott Van Pelt says Wright has 20 but he's only a freshman so he can't go to the wheel for drinks, but he can stop by for lunch and have a wangburger. Um, whats a wangburger? Josh can you help us out on this one?

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=260522305

Friday, February 17, 2006

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!

Eddie Sutton's blood test from his accident came back today. He was found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.22, about 3X the legal limit in Oklahoma. Holy Crap, imagine he and RJ having a drunk old guy, one eye open duel.

Yankee Irish Drinking Music

I have rediscovered that one of my favorite things to do while drinking is sing songs. Not that Ashlee Simpson-karaoke bullshit, but good, wholesome Irish songs about drinking. One of the best places around here to get a pint of the black is Murphey's. Turns out my new roommates (yup, moved again) practically live there. Every night of the week they have some celtic lads singing random Irish tunes, usually about drinking and beating your wife. Last Friday we were treated to the Almost Irish songs of Ceann Na Caca. Jared, my new roommate, and I have been singing the "Worst Pirate in the World" to anyone who will stand still long enough to listen. Basically the gist is that girls can't be pirates. It's hilarious. Now before some of our readers get too excited, I will confess that some of my favorite pirates are girls. But they have a point, pirates never go to the bathroom in twos.

For those going to Mardi Gras next week, here's your homework: listen to the song as many times as you can so you can sing along while drunk. I'll teach you the hand motions.

FUCK i'm bored...

that's all, now back to your regularly scheduled program.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Fran Fraschilla

Alright, I hate Fran Fraschilla. I also hate mizzou, you put them together and I can hate something real. Fran Fraschilla + mizzou = my awesome hatred. They're a perfect fit. Please Mike Alden hire Fran for your mens basketball head coach, because then I could totally hate you even more. You've already made so many bad decisions that people are comparing you to the Royals (who are clearly more badass than your school). Please hire Fran Fraschilla for your basketball head coach, if only to get him out of covering KU games (you rat fucking bastard).

Monday, February 13, 2006

Her crooked cameltoe

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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Redick Shocks The Dean Dome


I was watching the Duke vs UNC game the other night and I swore I saw JJ Redick run down the court given the ole shocker. So today I decided to Google it. And apparently I wasn't the only one that saw that. I just wonder if this is the first time Ole Roy Boy has been the recipient of the SHOCKER. This pic doesn't represent how it looked during the game, but we all know what he meant.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

New Years Pics

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By popular request, here are the New Year picutres are posted at the link to the right. Also, I'm working on a Misc. Picture link, but knowing me, it'll be another year or so...

If you're having problems viewing the pictures, or would like me to do something else with this site, email me - joshg@sunflower.com.

jg

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Baylor 90 Missouri 64

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Someone might want to start checking monster.com tomorrow

Thursday, January 26, 2006

New Year, New Post . . . Same Pee Pee Poopy Jokes

I knew with the new year would come new technologies, but I can already say that this is the greatest new technology of the year - the entire year. The trophy is already being engraved.

2006 technology of the year!!

I'm getting two!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Washington's Taint

It had been a while since the last time I laughed so hard I started crying, that is, until last night. Jon Stuart and The Daily Show headlines covered the ever-growing Jack Abramoff lobbying scandal in Congress that has triggered a race among Republicans to fill the House Majority Leader post recently vacated by Tom DeLay (R-TX). This past Sunday, Chris Wallace of Fox News Sunday had guest appearances by all three Republicans vying for the position. John Shadegg (R-AZ) sought to distance himself from the competition:

SHADEGG: Neither of my opponents have returned all of that money. And indeed, you know, I believe my record in terms of the level of taint that's there is dramatically different from either of them.

WALLACE: You say the level of taint. Do you feel that they're tainted?

SHADEGG: Well, I think that if you look at some of the things you've
already raised in this show, the long practices that go on in the House that they've had a chance particularly to clean up and haven't cleaned up.

Hearing a Member of Congress discuss his "level of taint" was amusing enough, but what ensued was a hilarious, albeit not unpredictable, exchange between Jon and Daily Show Senior Political Correspondent Ed Helms. The discussion began with where the taint in Washington lies (not in the House, not in the Senate, but somewhere in between), reached a climax at a map of DC (picture Washington monument with Capitol Dome and Jefferson Memorial on one side, the Pentagon on the other, the taint is in the middle), and concluded with Helms displaying "the Shocker" as an instrument that could be used to cleanse DC's taint.

As of this morning the video has not been posted at TDS, but should be soon. If you happened to miss this insightful, double-entendre laced examination of DC's taint, I strongly recommend you catch the replay tonight.

DOUBLE FUCK!

After many trials and tribulations, here's the fucking photo. Since I've exceeded my post quota for the month, I'll talk to y'all in Feb. Slainte

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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

FUCK

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I figured it out; when I use the trackpad, I touch it too much, which the computer registers as "enter" and tells this thing to publish before I'm ready. I always did poke things with my finger too much.

Apparently...

I guess I've already drank too many German beers, because I posted without adding the picture. So for your enjoyment, here it is...

And no, her tits did not feel like sandbags. But she was smugglin raisins, if you know what I mean. Must've been cold.

Yeah, the Rusky hat is awesome. Too bad it wasn't mine. Damn Kyrghi guard wouldn't trade...

BenJ, I love your BOX! Pandora's is awesome. I haven't addeda widget to my new ibook, but plan to! Speaking of new posts, this is it's first post! I'm so proud. Next thing I know it'll be looking at my porn and playing peewee football. They grow up so fast...

WTF over?

I'm out flying missions in the "Box," aka Iraq and Afghaniland, and KU fucking loses to our two biggest rivals? What. The. Fuck. Over. I'm in sie Deutschland right now drowning my sorrows by drinking my weight in German beer...which is very good by the way.
And yes, in honor of the "flying jayhawk," here's a pic of the lil guy in Kyrghistan with a sweet honey I met. I tried to woo her, but seeing as how I'm able to find an ice princess in hell, she turned a cold shoulder to my flirtations.

Last time I hit on an ice princess, it took two Kentucky Gentleman/Natty Light boilermakers drunk in rapid succession to give me the courage!

Obtw, I get back from the desert and get on a commercial flight in Newark, nonstop to Dublin with my K-state flying compadre, who I've spent the last two weeks with in tent...the other pilots/loadmasters on the trip started calling us the Brokeback Lts, which I don't appreciate in the slightest. MY liver is going to die.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Uncouth...

Sorry guys, but I had to do it:

Monday, January 09, 2006

Check out my hairy Box!

Pandora's box that is... and I guess it's not hairy at all.

I'm always wanting to check out new music and find the coolest bands but I can't seem to find the time to look them up on the internet or get my lazy ass to a show. And commercial radio is a let down to say the least. What I need is something to TELL me what I like... well, nicely suggest rather. Turns out there is just such a thing and it is totally free. It's called Pandora, and based on bands you like it will suggest more bands.

But it's not just a music suggester, it's a full fleged personalized internet radio station. Give it a band name you like and it will start playing a song from that band. After the song is over it will play a different band that is similar to the one you entered. You have the choice to say "likey" or "no likey" and based on these ratings it determines what you like. The more you listen and rate, the better the music gets. It will even tell you why it's playing what it is. You can even create different stations, maybe one is rock, one is acoustic and another goth (my fav!).

It seems to have a nearly infinite music database; I had no problem finding TGUK, Reggie and UFB. And for those genius mac users out there, they have a nice widget for you to put on your dashboard. So seriously, this is the coolest F'ing thing I've seen in a long time... do it.

Link to make Scott's life even lazier:
Pandora.com

Oh yeah... Happy Birthday Scotty!