Pay Heed all who enter, beware the Todd...

The Franks Justify the Beans
Henceforth, whilst I combat in Halo 2 in the most hellacious of realms betwixt the band of merry drinking debaucherous companions and cowardly lacking-of-man-hair imps, I shall climb up on my faithful Warthog, then I go ride gonna smoke some Grieve, climb up on my BIG ASS Warthog and ride ride riiiiide forth into battle, my torso nestled in the best my Uncle the most noble Sam can provide, specifically the Isratex, Inc. DLA100-91-D-0385 Ground Troops Body Armor/Fragmentation Protective Vest. As I smite down the heathen hairless possessors of a dozen years, atop my crown shall lie the Stemaco Products, Inc. DLA100-88-C-4398 PAS6T Kevlar Helmet, protecting my most endearing smile and luxuriant locks of golden hair with which I woo the Ladies in Waiting.
I prithee you, demon children who lack testicular mass and fortitude, beware the Todd! And now I shall retire to the fortress for a Victory Ale.

Things Overheard at Louise's West

This is almost a direct quote (I had drank a few beers)

Dude #1 "Hey you want to get some blow and play FIFA all night?"

Dude #2 "Yeah, but I have a meeting with my therapist at 10 am."

This has been the first installment of "Things Overheard at Louise's West"

Super Bowl Sunday

This Sunday everyone is invited to the christening of Ben's GYNORMOUS TELEVISION! Starting the day off with some WIDESCREEN Halo 2 action around 3:30, and Super Bowl XXXIX at 5:30, this should be one testosterone drenched day. Some will cheer for the Patriots and others for the Steelers, but of course there can be only one. That's when samurai swords will decide the true victor. But of course one cannot forget about the Ladies. Ben's taking care of that department.

call me for directions or just figure out.
7329 Main St.
Kansas City, MO 64114

raisin smuggler revealed 

Sad?? . . . yes!

After a night of drinking two to three months ago the Booz Kooz and myself found ourselves having a couple of drinks and watching GUTS at 4 in the morning. Prompted by two episodes in a row with female winners we wrote down their names to later Google them in hopes they're now hot, and . . . cut me some slack we were drunk. The sad thing is that today I actually spent about 30 minutes looking for pictures of them, with no way of knowing if they're right or not.



Yes sad

South Jersey...

28 Jan 05: Rolled into Central Jersey around 2145 via the disgustingly-expensive-yet-oh-so-slow-55mph Pennsylvania turnpike (enter G. Love and Special Sauce's I-76 here) after missing 12 exits for Jersey via Phillie. That or Phillie people can't count, because the exit numbers went from 339 to 351. I needed 344. Whatever; 45 minutes, a shout out to my favorite So. Jersey shore residents, two flashes of "the bird" and about 80 right turns to go left, I rolled into my apartment.

29 Jan 05: 2145 Myself and a few boys in blue hit up Phillie; we get a mean vector and roll in hot to the apartment of some friendlies of the female persuasion. Prime real estate, that apartment. It overlooks the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art. If that doesn't mean anything to you, rent Rocky... savages. Anyhow, the Matty Hatter Eck and I plan on running the steps under the influence...video to follow. Alas, I digress. Our flight proceeds to an establishment in Old Town phillie with aforementioned friendlies; drinks, of course, are had, I burn my thumb, and make out with one of the friendlies, at the bar and her apartment afterword. Now at our bingo, our flight of four rtbs ( returns to base) and ties the jet down at 0455 local, 30 Jan. Approximate elapsed time from T 2 the double D's arrival in theatre to assault landing troops (ie the Lewis and Clark expeditionary force) into a bare "landing strip?" 28 hours.

Jersey might not be so bad. Phillie, especially come Sunday, seems to be a rocking town.
E!-A!-G!-L!-E!-S! EAGLES!!! Go BIRDS!

T2theDoubleD

"T's Jumbo: Long'n'heavy, slow'n'steady. Where d'ya want it?"

Sat January 22

As you may or may not know, the 23rd is my birthday (JP). The plan is to meet at Old Chicago on 119th and Metcalf around 9 ish. Then we will go where the spirit moves us. Plan to drink alot and alot more. If you need a place to crash I got plenty of room. Send me an email if you want to come or just surprise me! Hope to see you there.

Good Weekend

This was just about the best weekend, um, ever. Josh pulled some strings and landed me some tickets for the Get Up Kids. I went friday night on my birthday, ROCK! Then I scored a ticket for saturday night, ROCK Squared. Then KU comes through and beats Kentucky. It gives me a semi just thinking about it.

New Year's Eve

You asked for it -

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During:







And the aftermath:







For more, check out the picture links in the right column.

Cheers! -G

If dogs can smile, monkeys can consent!!