Happy Thanksgiving

A very warm happy Thanksgiving from a very COLD part of the country. When we ran out of room to store food in the fridge at my sister's here in Minnesota, we just started setting things out on the deck. The single digit tempatures has kept everything nice and cool. I know I called you, but Happy Birthday Josh. One-quarter of a century down, three more to go, ya' old bastard. I hope everyone's travels are safe and your food magnifique.

Konichiwa BITCHES

No, Erika, I hadn't yet received my Origami Jayhawk, otherwise I'd definitely would have won that contest. I have been slacking in posting pictures of the Flying Jayhawk, but here's a good one in the land of my birth, Okinawa.
For the record, the statue is one of two Shi Shi (or Shi Sha, depending on who you talk to) dogs. Okinawans, which are their own ethnicity, put the two of them at the entrances to their homes. One's mouth is open to frighten evil spirits away, the other's closed to keep good spirits in. Of course, with a Jayhawk perched on top, Mizzou best keep their fucking distance, lest in the immortal words of Mr. Miyagi: "walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk Lawrence, sooner or later SQUISH; just like grape. " Or Sam Houston, for that matter.

Practice makes perfect!

Hey guys,
Just in case you need the practice, I found a website for you! Orgasm Girl!
Remember don't wake her up!
(And let me know if you could make her come, I couldn't!! -but I gave up pretty easy too-)
Have fun...

Damn Right

So, during the KU vs. Pitt State game they showed a couple of guys in the student section with some weird yellow "things" hanging off of their front sides. I thought it sort of weird at first before I realized what they were. Fast forward to when I realized what they were wearing. They were offering an homage to the old scoreboard with the amazing light display. They were wearing dancing nacho costumes. That is FUCKING AWESOME. Respect for the old school. Nacho Nacho Nacho Nacho Nacho Nacho Nacho Nacho, fall down, CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!! The bad part is that the commentators had no freaking clue what was going on, but still decided to comment on their costumes, those rat bastards. They were so out of their league. If one person knows what I'm ranting about its Coooooooooooz.

Origami Jayhawks

This may be a little late, but did you guys get your 'Origami Jayhawks' and send in a picture???
You know I'm a dork and did!!

Peace bitches!

HA HA (you know like Nelson from the Simpsons)

In awesome Ha Ha news Misery (or Missouri to some folk) lost to Sam Houston State 80-77, at home no less. Also it has been announced that Bill Snyder is retiring at the end of this season. That is all for now in Ha Ha news.

Blues Who?

The question is, will you still care that the Blues suck if Sid Crosby and the Pens are in KC by 2007?

The issue percolated again this week, when officials representing a new downtown arena in Kansas City, a group that includes Los Angeles Kings president Tim Leiweke, reiterated their desire to have an NHL team as their anchor tenant.

Specifically, Anschutz Entertainment Group would like to have Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins come to Kansas City when their new building opens in fall 2007. The Penguins play in the NHL's oldest building, the Mellon Arena, and the team has been embroiled in a lengthy battle with city and state officials over funding for a new arena that will be crucial to the team's future in Pittsburgh.

Discuss...

Chuck Norris

FACT

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Respect

April 9, 2006

All I know is that I must some how be there. I'm not sure how yet, but I must be there.

Seriously? Let's go drinking!

My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?

Sarah Elizabeth Rappaport

Saturday was a pretty exciting day. Prior to KU's historic victory over the Nebraska Cornhuskers, I became an uncle! My big sister Liz and her husbend Matt had thier first child, Sarah Elizabeth Rappaport. I know that one new kid may not be all that exciting for some, especially compared to the Gardner clan (they have a new kid like, what, every other week?), but I was pretty excited. She's a little peanut, only 5 lbs. 4oz., but I hear she can cry with the best of them.

Give Me An Ooooohhh YEAHRIGHTTHEREYESYESYES!

Fellas, in case you were ever wondering why there are extraordanry long lines coming out of the ladies room every night at the bar, it seems there is an answer. While you are wasting your time and money on buying drinks for girls, some ladies will, a-hem, cut out the middle man in the third stall from the left. Exactly. Cheerleaders? Bullshit. Right? Woha. Here's the version on espn.com's Daily Quickie. Although, in the light of one of life's harshests realities, the mug shot, I have to say Josh's team. Didn't they learn anything from Tom DeLay? No matter what they got on you, smile in that mug shot like you just won a free trip to the Sizzler.

Blues need a clue

Can someone explain to me who these 'St. Louis Blues' people are???
Holy shit. I've seen them be bad, but this is insane.

Team	W-L-OTL-SOL	PTS
Detroit	12-1-1-0	25
Nashville	8-2-2-0	18
Chicago	4-9-0-0	8
Columbus	4-10-0-0	8
St. Louis	2-7-3-1	7

Stupid Stupid French People

First they can't fight wars and now they can't even set people on fire right.

AUBERVILLIERS, France - Marauding youths set fire to cars, warehouses and a
nursery school and pelted rescuers with rocks early Saturday, as the worst
rioting in a decade spread from Paris to other French cities. The U.S.
warned Americans against taking trains to the airport via strife-torn
areas.
A savage assault on a bus passenger highlighted the dangers of
travel in Paris' impoverished outlying neighborhoods, where the violence
has entered its second week.
Attackers doused the woman, in her 50s and on crutches,
with an nonflammable liquid and set her afire as she tried
to get off a bus in the suburb of Sevran Wednesday, judicial officials
said. The bus had been forced to stop because of burning objects in its
path. She was rescued by the driver and hospitalized with severe burns.

Someone tell me why we haven't invaded France yet? I think they would be a good pre war warm-up for the next oil rich country we invade. I guess these kids never attended the Flipmode School of "Setting Shit on Fire"

BEEF CURTAINS

I never thought i'd find this. . . . ever.

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11132.html

And for something completely different. The Royals were so terrible in '05 that none of their terrible plays, otherwise called bloopers, were nominated for blooper of the year on mlb.com. How bad do you have to feel when almost weekly you had horrible "bloopers" and not even one was nominated for blooper of the year.