In the big inning, God created Heaven on Earth. And it was without form, and void. God separated the dirt from the grass. He called the grass Outfield and the dirt He called Infield. God made the Infield a 90-foot square and the Outfield not less than 400 feet to center and 320 feet down the lines. He declared this Fair Territory. All other territory, God then declared, was Foul.
Sorry, but the link won't work for some reason, so just go to mcsweeneys.net archives and search for "Opening Day Genesis" by Glen Birkemeier
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