Gentlemen, BEHOLD!!

I give you, the Weapon of Mass Distraction. Only the Air Force's finest could have crafted a weapon of this badassitudes. It makes people crap their pants.

Happy F'ing Memorial Day You Bitches

What's up, representing this weekend from the ATL. Just getting drunk with the coolest mother fucker I know. Yup, Chris is holding it down. Idea...who would be down for a trip to Vegas to celebrate Josh/Chris/Nick/Scottie's birthday. I know that Errrika is down, along with her georgous roommate. (Check out Errrika trashed on her birthday www.sunflower.com/~emn ) Classic. So y'all in? And you freeloaders need to start contributing to this shit. Holla!

-Nick

You only thought a dingo ate your baby...

This picture was on the front page of the Post this morning...




Uh, Mr. President, please step away from the child!
MMMMMM...fresh baby!

where were you on the morning of may 5th

Who's been in New Jersey recently, thats right Todd I'm looking in your direction.

http://ws.gmnews.com/news/2005/0510/Front_Page/036.html

I am a robot!!!

Listen to Goldie Looking Chain "Half Man Half Machine"
I think I've been that way a couple times I was wasted.

HMmmmm

Oh, so thats what they do with all the things they confiscate

http://search.ebay.com/NTSA_W0QQfromZR8QQfrtsZ50QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ1