Funny of the day

SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!

I'm not even sure what to write right now, but I do know that I just saw one of the greatest movies ever made, in the history of mankind. All I can tell you is that you need to watch it, and if you don't Sam Jackson will bust a hole in your punk ass, biatch.

Update: It blows your mind and then skull-fucks the hole. Yeah, that good.

Uhhhhh

I'm not really sure what transpired tonite/today. We watched two episodes of Get the Picture which should've taken an hour. I think it took us around an hour and 45 minutes to watch them because we kept pausing the show to observe the audience in their sweet early 90's gear and point out the seemingly 19 year old girl in the audience shaking her arms wildly which in turn made her . . . stuff shake. After an episode of Nick Arcade that took only 45 minutes we convened to the garage to play some drinking games. All I can say from that is this quote "Yellow light, sugar meat, chicken treat, GO!" Right now I hear "Sweet Emotion" playing quite loudly from somewhere upstairs and Sparky has been passed out for 3 hours. I have no idea what happened tonite.

DAMN

I've been feeling a little down lately because Nick has all these badass posts about shit that he's been doing, and that one of them shows his junk all nicely squared up. After seeing this I feel confident that my post will live up to his squared up junk. Hopefully yous peoples watch The Office because its pretty funny, and if not here's a pretty fucking good reason to start watching.

Jenna Fischer

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