Gnarls Barkley

Check out Gnarls Barkly. That shit is crazy.

Alternate Endings for the DVD

From our friends over at McSweeney's,

POSSIBLE "SURPRISE"ENDINGS TO THE NEW SAMUEL L. JACKSON FILM SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Scenario Three
While on the bus ride home from the airport, Jackson notices the bus driver seems nervous. The driver informs him that if the bus goes slower than 55 mph, snakes will drop from the ceiling. Samuel looks directly at the camera and says, "Here we go again!"

WHAT? YEEEEEAH!!!!

Greatest pimp cup ever!!

If you can see a Ninja, he's not a Ninja

Check out this story about a kid who was arrested by ATF agents on the UGA campus for being dressed as a ninja. apparently he was coming from a recent pirates vs. ninja meeting and "raised suspicion". A pirate would have drawn his sword from its scabbard and sliced those yellow-bellied scallywags to ribbons.

Haven't posted in awhile so, picture fun!!!

Here's a couple of gems I came across (ewww, not like that) this weekend.

Apparently Ozzie Guillen is going to have to choke a Eric Wedge.



Looks like Farva lost some weight, but good god who gave him a taser???



And last but not least how about a caption contest. The winner will have no less than three schooners bought in their name and they will be consumed by me until I am drunk enough to honor your victorious caption.

Snakes on a mutherfuckin'...

Scotty brought this little nugget of goodness into my life earlier this week, but now that my bosses are gone for the day, I thought I would share it with all of you. This summer, everyone's favorite Bad Mutherfucker Samuel L. Jackson is starring in an action/horror/thriller about a bunch of deadly snakes that get loose on a plane. The name of this blockbuster you ask? Thats right... Snakes on a Plane. You have to check out the trailer here. At first I dismissed this as another piece of hollywood drivel that Sam Jackson made just to have a little extra cash on hand to wager against Michael Jordan on the golf course (see Sam Jackson gets eaten by intelligent shark in Deep Blue). But since I have SOOOO much to do at work, I have discovered that Snakes on a Plane already has a huge underground cult following on the internet. Known as SoaP to its fans, the movie has spawned many a fan site and blog, with www.snakesonablog.com being one of the first and best. It is full of brilliant, fan-created fair including entertaining pictures movies and songs. I am now certain that SoaP will become one of the ultimate cult classics like our beloved Army of Darkness. The movie allegedly features Jackson declaring, "i'm tired of these mutherfuckin snakes on this mutherfuckin plane." You can't write dialogue like that. Ok, so you can, but that's beside the point. If you have a few minutes (hours) to waste online, I highly recommend the joy that is Snake on a Plane.