Saturday, February 25, 2006

Mardi Gras 2006

Mardi Gras 2006 in the Lou has, so far, been a rediculos drunk fest. Which is to be expected. We're preparing to head out for the KU game vs. UT. This should be a hell of a ballgame. More picures and stories to come soon. (Maybe even some boobies, if your good.)

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh???

I didn't catch this watching the highlights of last nights game on gamenight. At the end of the highlight Scott Van Pelt says Wright has 20 but he's only a freshman so he can't go to the wheel for drinks, but he can stop by for lunch and have a wangburger. Um, whats a wangburger? Josh can you help us out on this one?

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=260522305

Friday, February 17, 2006

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!

Eddie Sutton's blood test from his accident came back today. He was found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.22, about 3X the legal limit in Oklahoma. Holy Crap, imagine he and RJ having a drunk old guy, one eye open duel.

Yankee Irish Drinking Music

I have rediscovered that one of my favorite things to do while drinking is sing songs. Not that Ashlee Simpson-karaoke bullshit, but good, wholesome Irish songs about drinking. One of the best places around here to get a pint of the black is Murphey's. Turns out my new roommates (yup, moved again) practically live there. Every night of the week they have some celtic lads singing random Irish tunes, usually about drinking and beating your wife. Last Friday we were treated to the Almost Irish songs of Ceann Na Caca. Jared, my new roommate, and I have been singing the "Worst Pirate in the World" to anyone who will stand still long enough to listen. Basically the gist is that girls can't be pirates. It's hilarious. Now before some of our readers get too excited, I will confess that some of my favorite pirates are girls. But they have a point, pirates never go to the bathroom in twos.

For those going to Mardi Gras next week, here's your homework: listen to the song as many times as you can so you can sing along while drunk. I'll teach you the hand motions.

FUCK i'm bored...

that's all, now back to your regularly scheduled program.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Fran Fraschilla

Alright, I hate Fran Fraschilla. I also hate mizzou, you put them together and I can hate something real. Fran Fraschilla + mizzou = my awesome hatred. They're a perfect fit. Please Mike Alden hire Fran for your mens basketball head coach, because then I could totally hate you even more. You've already made so many bad decisions that people are comparing you to the Royals (who are clearly more badass than your school). Please hire Fran Fraschilla for your basketball head coach, if only to get him out of covering KU games (you rat fucking bastard).

Monday, February 13, 2006

Her crooked cameltoe

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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Redick Shocks The Dean Dome


I was watching the Duke vs UNC game the other night and I swore I saw JJ Redick run down the court given the ole shocker. So today I decided to Google it. And apparently I wasn't the only one that saw that. I just wonder if this is the first time Ole Roy Boy has been the recipient of the SHOCKER. This pic doesn't represent how it looked during the game, but we all know what he meant.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

New Years Pics

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By popular request, here are the New Year picutres are posted at the link to the right. Also, I'm working on a Misc. Picture link, but knowing me, it'll be another year or so...

If you're having problems viewing the pictures, or would like me to do something else with this site, email me - joshg@sunflower.com.

jg

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Baylor 90 Missouri 64

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Someone might want to start checking monster.com tomorrow