Thursday, November 30, 2006

Shamed...pure and simple.



Well it's cold, drab and most noticeably icy outside today in Kansas City. Last night I worked late and had to skate home in my Z. This morning I planned ahead and woke up early got my truck warmed up and set the Ol' Blue into 4x4 with the hubs. For those that don't know I own a beater of a truck. For an even grand I purchased a 1976 F-250 high boy. If that wasn't big enough, the dude that had it before me put 35's on it and a 4" lift that he welded to the suspension. It appears to be one bad mamma jamma. Its a work truck with rust everywhere and mismatched paint but it does the trick... usually. I started going between my house and my neighbors and my truck decides to go sideways at 1 mph and nails the corner of my house. Minor damage done really just a little paint is all I need to fix it. I then get on to my street just hoping to get to a more traveled road and I couldn't even do that. Ol' Blue decides to go sideways on me again so I crank the wheel and luckily slide over to the curb without destroying anything. So my truck, that has tires as big as some cars and a clearance that a miata could go under, is stranded. I can't help but look down the block and bow my head in shame.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

How fitting...

SI, I hope you die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. How fitting of a name, Oral Roberts, since we spent the entire game on our knees...

To top it all, K-State comes to town after eking out a win over UT, then we travel to Columbia the following week? This could be quite a shitty couple of weeks.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Kansas Jayhawks. The Cubbies of college athletics.

There Goes the Season

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I'm expecting Julian to lose both legs in a tragic accident involving a pack of Chiuauas and a Bandolier sometime before Thanksgiving.


UPDATE: I hate it when I'm right. The Hawks are finishing a classic SI cover jinks choke-job against Oral Roberts. Though I'd rather lose one of these in November than in March. Fucking chiuauas.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Click Here

If for no other reason, there's a link to a fun Jackson Pollock painting game. Personally, I'm too lazy to regularly post chewy morsels about my daily life for your consumption. But if anyone is interested in peering into the apartment window that I'm crashing in, check out Sara's blog: "200 Pairs of Shoes and 500 Square Feet".

While its unlikely you will find videos of news footage containing gigantic dildos, her writing is still pretty entertaining. So help a girl out and click on her blog. But for more gigantic dildo video, keep it tuned right here to the Franks.

-Nick

Friday, November 03, 2006

Wowoweewa

Here's the clip from Letterman, its nice!!!



You've got to go to the NBC site to see the interview from Conan, but I guarantee its worth it.

Thursday, November 02, 2006