Thursday, March 31, 2005

Too Soon

The laughter in the comedy world will fall silent for a moment, while the death of great comedian Mitch Hedberg is mourned. He died early last night in his hotel room of an undisclosed cause. He will be missed "all encompassingly".

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Monday, March 28, 2005

Dork Question

Would you rather be Gandolf or Yoda? (not necessarily be them but have one of their powers)

I'm An Intern In New York

I'm An Intern In New York

This guy is kind of funny in a way that I think we can all appreciate. He has a great story about the story of St. Patrick. I guess a little be-lated St. Patty story can still be funny. Besides its always okay to celebrate the life of St. Patrick, even at 9 am by yourself.

Monday, March 21, 2005

This is extreme

Here is one angry bunny video. He also has a monkey friend that he does drive bys with(I like monkeys). Kind of funny. This is the kind of shit you eventually find on the internet when you have been working midnights for too long.

http://mirror.csh.rit.edu/backup/anewbunnyunc.swf

Sunday, March 20, 2005

GENTLEMAN! BEHOLD!

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/swflash.html

Laughed my ass off.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

wonder showzen

"Don't litter or God will rip off your face . . . and feed it to a goat!!"

Friday, March 18, 2005

This post has been edited, for obvious reasons

Monday, March 07, 2005


This aint no Crustache March! Posted by Hello

Mustache March begins! Posted by Hello

Things Overheard at West...DC Edition

I was bar-hopping with some friends this weekend when we walked past the line of people standing outside of Camelot, a strip club in Dupont Circle. A girl was in line having an animated conversation with her friends when she concluded her story with the following statement:

"and that's coming from the daughter of a preacher! ...until he died, of course."

I just hope there wasn't a train involved in his untimely demise.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Random post

There's a woman that comes into the coffee shop from time to time who until now was just a hot mom. But after today I will think of her in a different way every time she gets coffee. After randomly catching the name on her check she paid for her double vanilla latte with, I realized her name is Dawn Johnson. You know like the guy on Miami Vice, but not a guy. Yeah, random post.

Scotty...would ya?

The sights of New York

Whilst awaiting the beautiful-but-slightly-vacant-at-times-LK in NYC, I found myself face to face with what I thought to be my past. Could this be? Her? Here in New York, eagerly awaiting my to slide into her well worn interior and take her for the ride of her life? To disregard her leakiness, her saggy upper area, her rust colored age spots? Upon closer inspection, I came to realize she in fact was another whom many a man has ridden hard and put away wet; she has proudly taken all the poundings and rough rides they have thrown at her, the asses of him and his friends brought fully to bear on her once luxurious softness.
It couldn't be; Josh rides her now. He treats her with a loving, tender touch only he can; deals with her spitting, her arthritic groans and squeaky joints.



Then I looked past the hooker and saw an S10 Blazer just like the one I sold Josh. What a coincidence!

Oh yeah, while I didn't see this in NY, I thought it fitting since KU is now officially the Sunflower State Champion, seeing as we beet KSU in both major NCAA sports this year. Sorry BG, but I had to post it.

KU's biatch







She has borne them all, and she will bear many more once he is long gone. For she is the Chevy S10 Blazer 4x4, and she is strong.